4:19 p.m. - 2005-04-27
Today's post is brought to you by the letter BORED
Could I be any less motivated today? I can't concentrate on my work.
Maybe because I hate it right now.
Just four more hours and I get three days off, though, so yay for that.
A Small List of Things
By Sarkasmo
1. I need to join a cellphone buyer's support group. I can rationalize and justify my actions, but that still doesn't change the fact that I just bought my ohmigod SIXTH cellphone. Given, two of them belong to Darren (because I bought them for him) and one was given to my dad; six phones is a pretty high count for someone who hates hates hates talking on the phone. I do like text messages, though.
2. I'm starting to worry about Alzheimer's. Maybe it's just data loss that comes along with being over 30, but I don't have kids upon whom I can blame scatterbrainedness. I have a cat and a husband. They're both way more organized than I am. On Saturday, I didn't recognize a guy from high school. On Sunday, I realized that it wasn't just because I was drunk. I seriously don't remember that much from high school. Today, I lost 3 chicken breasts. After about an hour, I found them in the microwave (I'd forgotten to even defrost them). At least they weren't in the utility closet.
Maybe this is how Mom felt that day when she sprinkled instant coffee on her cereal instead of sweetener.
3. I don't know nearly enough about soc...football and its accompanying snackage. Bacon rolls? Rashers? Tea huts?
4. The TV show "Scrubs" is the best ever. "People are bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling," has got to be one of the best lines I've heard in my life.
5. I'm realizing that this list didn't really need to be enumerated, but I'm way too lazy to go back, take the numbers out, and put lines in. Deal.
I got a new Foreman-like grill last week, and it's serving me well (PUN!). The old Foreman grill was full of old grease and the non-stick surface was coming off. The new grill has them new-fangled removable heat plates (yay) and a drawer for the grease tray (instead of one that gets bumped out of the way so the grease drips all over your counter). Plus, this one unfolds all the way so that I can grill lotsa stuff at once. If I need to. Here's a little haiku I just wrote about it:
Enamel, teflon
Grill lines make foods taste better!
Turkey patties, yum.
I still don't feel like working, but I guess I should try to.
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